Friday, April 25, 2014

Materialistic Lawyer

A very successful attorney parked his brand new Porsche 911 Turbo in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he was getting out, a truck came barrelling down the road, drifted right and completely tore off the driver's door. Fortunately, a cop was close enough to see the accident and pulled up behind the now door-less Porsche with his lights flashing.

Before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the attorney started screaming hysterically about how his precious Porsche, which he had just purchased the day before, was completely ruined and no matter how any car body shop tried to make it new again, would never be the same.

After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head in disbelief, "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said, "You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most important things in life."

"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.

The cop replied, "Don't you even realize that your left arm is missing? It was severed when the truck hit you!"

"SHOOT!!!" screamed the lawyer. . . "My Rolex is gone!

Wednesday, April 09, 2014

Two Fish - One Cast - One GoPro Video

Nothing like getting two in one. Fishing for White Bass during spawning. The umbrella rig worked. Check out this video by Hillbilly Willy Productions. - 10-4 Willy

Fishing for a Double Catch from Cecil Oursbourn on Vimeo.

Friday, April 04, 2014

Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder


A recent article in the Dominion Post reported that a woman, Anne Maynard, has sued Wellington Hospital, saying that after her husband had surgery there, he lost all interest in sex.

A hospital spokesman replied:

"Mr. Maynard was admitted for cataract surgery. All we did was correct his eyesight."


Willy just hopes that Mrs Willy does not get her eyes fixed!

10-4 Willy